Matt Forte

Tough break for Bears fans when running back Cedric Benson didn’t work out and they had to cut him, but the truth is, we all saw it coming. His lackluster play coupled with his off-the-field antics and run-ins with the law was a recipe for don’t-let-the-door-hit-you-on-the-ass. Thank heavens for the arrival of rookie back Forte, the Tulane star taken in the second round of this year’s draft, and a big reason why the Bears even have five wins at this point. He seems to have all of the necessary parts to be a successful halfback in the NFL in 2008—he can run (duh), he can catch (what? Bears using the screen pass?) and he can block, which helps keep Orton, or Grossman, or whoever, from getting murdered. We suspect Lovie’s using him too much—he’s on the path to 400 touches this season—and he’s gonna wear down prematurely, but we’ll let the professionals worry about that.

Audience choice:
Matt Forte

Best of Chicago 2008

Grief counselor

Poor Rex. He’s tossed into a game in which the team is behind, leads us back to victory and still gets booed by Bears fans. We suspect he’ll remain in the NFL for a time after this season, likely his last with the Bears, but after his football career fizzles it may be good for him to give back to the community by offering guidance and counseling to those who’ve survived horrific experiences. Rex has been crucified in this town time and time again, and, in a lot ways, has bounced back every time. “Listen, I helped get the Bears to the Super Bowl,” he would say, “and the fans still hated me. Gotta keep your head up, son. Gotta keep on truckin’.”

Audience choice:
Sitting on the sidelines

Audience Comments: “Greeter at Olive Garden”; “Hand model”;
“Throw rolls at Lamberts.”

Best of Chicago 2008

The absence of Ron Rivera

Last year’s defensive coordinator got his walking papers after we couldn’t stop the Colts running game in the Super Bowl, following weeks of Rivera interviewing with other teams for 2007 head-coaching positions and not paying enough attention to his current team who was currently in the playoffs. New coordinator Bob Babich seems focused, aggressive and absolutely angry, as do the rest of the Bears D.

Audience Choice
Defense

Best of Chicago 2007

Limo Driver

After the debacle that’s been the last nine months of Tank’s life, one might have qualms about putting him behind the wheel. But if he’s a man of his word (hah!), he’s straightened himself out, and he would look pretty sharp in a chauffeur’s uniform. Then he can cart around his ex-teammates, be a chaperone and keep them out of trouble when they’re partying at, like, Level. This way Briggs doesn’t have to drive anymore, either.

Audience Choice
Bouncer

Best of Chicago 2007

Adam Archuleta

The Bears defensive hole-stuffer rejoined his old Rams coach Lovie Smith this year, and while he may not be the greatest in coverage—read: he’s not too fast—he sure is a ballhawk, circling the ball carrier’s location with a supercomputer’s accuracy and a, well, grisly bear’s might. Not only is Archuleta a reliable addition, he’ll also help fill a secondary that lost Mike Brown, again.

Audience Choice
Greg Olsen

Best of Chicago 2007