Ford Fairlane in “The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 2: Let’s Hug It Out, Bitch”
Assuming the role once bronzed by late eighties, early nineties comic genius Andrew Dice Clay, Piven stars as a private eye whose biggest case finds gaggles of models eyeing his privates. With his faux-offensive Italian inflection, greaseball posturing and overall misogyny, Piven takes L.A. by storm, banging broads and leaving them in the dust with only DVD copies of “Entourage.” OOOOHHHH!
Hair Club for Men spokesman, My new boyfriend
Best of Chicago 2007