She marries Stedman on her final episode and everyone gets a house!
Of all the leading men in Oprah’s life (Nate, Dr. Phil, Dr. Oz), has anyone heard from Stedman lately? While the queen of daytime talk will probably have some lavish affair hosting Tina Turner and the Pope in Buckingham Palace for her final show, we wish she would go out with the biggest surprise ever, by marrying her poor devoted boyfriend on her last taping. And what would really top it off—she gets carried over the threshold of a new house for you and you and you!
She comes out of the closet
Others that were mentioned a few times, amused us or seemed especially weird:
“For an entire week, only Oprah’s face spits water on people from the Crown Fountain”; “Oprah wakes up next to Suzanne Pleshette and realizes it was all a dream”; “Oprah gives everyone in Chicago city limits a birthday present. ‘You get a birthday present! You get a birthday present! Ever’body gets a birthday present!'”
Best of Chicago 2010