Ditka’s. Michael Jordan’s Steak House. Harry Caray’s. Kenny Williams’ Market. All so 2013. Chicago needs something next. American Junkie for the sports junkie. With his ability to hook-up with superstar-ish women (Jenny McCarthy) and his affinity to beautiful black women with drama (Tyna Robertson), Urlacher is missing his post-football life’s true calling by doing DirecTV commercials. Urlacher’s could be Chicago’s version of NYC’s 40/40 Club. Either that or the whole city could pay Urlacher just to watch him laugh while watching the Bears defense fall apart without him.
AUDIENCE CHOICE: Sports analyst/commentator
Audience comments: “Costumed beast character at Disney world”; “lingerie model”; “Intake at Traumatic Brain Injury Center”; “writing your survey” [lucky for you, we’re huge fans of anyone named Brian]
Best of Chicago 2013